I've been selling things for many years, but this is the first time I've ever rang a doorbell with justice on my side.

As a waiter, selling and serving food felt good.

As a newspaper salesman, selling subscriptions seemed useful.

As a recruiter I enjoyed the fact that I was helping people get jobs.

Today was the first time I felt proud, even though I was getting paid less than shit.

I probably should have done this 10 years ago, but eh, fuck it, now's good too.